id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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