it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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