Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She bit a glass in half.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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