Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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