Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
