im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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