i think i have herpe
just one?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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