Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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