drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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