tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever