Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
