I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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