You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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