pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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