dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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