There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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