in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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