Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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