i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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