Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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