Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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