I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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