i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
