you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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