I am in a vortex of obligation.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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