Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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