I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So much Jack, so little girl.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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