Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dear god my vagina.
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