Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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