I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
