just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
