is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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