Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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