he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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