What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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