can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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