I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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