Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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