no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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