I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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