is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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