i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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