I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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