now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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