watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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