The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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