I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
