living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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