Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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