i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
