I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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