SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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