he shaved USA in his pubs
so let's talk penis.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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