Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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