honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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